I love having fun at Browserling, so I hired a comedian to write new and original one-liner jokes about web developers, designers, and browsers.

Here they are!

  • What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? ... I hate your type.
  • You're in a .class of your own.
  • Both my parents are web devs. They named me Bob... They named my brother, Bob12459.
  • What was the web developer doing in the bathroom?... Taking a crop.
  • You can't tell me what to do – you're not my web developer.
  • Say that to my interface!
  • If you can't create a web design... you may have a future teaching web design.
  • We were designed to be together. Mark it up to fate!
  • We sent a web developer to the store to get the newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.
  • I design websites for people. If you're on a budget, no problem... as long as it's a big budget.
  • Don't be self-conscious, but I love looking at your <body>.

This is a cross-post of Web Developer Jokes from Browserling's Cross-Browser Testing Blog.

Have fun and until next time!