Happy March Sale! 🎁

At Browserling and Online Tools, we love sales.

We just created a new automated sale called "Happy March Sale".

Now each year, on the first day of March, we show a 50% discount offer to all users who visit our site.

Buy a subscription now and see you next time! 🤑

No wait! Better rewrite ls in Rust. Then make it a Lambda function. Then Dockerize it. No, even better – put it all in Kubernetes, then spin up a distributed cluster on EC2. Then write a Hacker News post and get the upvotes! Yesssssss!