David Pogue - The Bill Gates Song
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I've been a geek forever,
And I wrote the very first DOS.
I put my software and IBM together,
I got profit, and they got the loss!
I write the code that makes the whole world run,
I'm gettin' royalties from everyone.
Sometimes it's garbage, but the press is snowed,
You buy the box, I sell the code.

Every software company
Is doing Microsoft's R&D.
You can't keep a good idea down these days.
Even Windows is a hack
We kinda based loosely on the Mac.
So it's big, so it's slow,
You've got nowhere to go!
I'm not doing it for praise!

I write the code that fits the world today,
Big mediocrity in every way.
We've entered planet domination mode,
You'll have no choice, you'll buy my code.
I am Bill Gates, and I write the code!

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